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Never fear the rock people (9248) (Global)

By:Kerry MT Sweet

Date: Sat,20 Sep 2014

Submitter:Kerry MT Sweet

Don't let another's block become your rock “Hello I'm your sensitivity speaking, yes I speak but your normally hiding me behind bravado ......View

are you like this (11123) (Global)

By:joseph starman

Date: Sun,01 Jun 2014

Submitter:joseph starman

This a short little story I feels some ways shows how we can all be with different things in our lives. Believing all the while we are doin......View

DQ! (12239) (Global)

By:Jack Schimmelman

Date: Tue,19 Mar 2013

Submitter:Jack Schimmelman

I once thought that crocuses were a true sign of spring. If not crocuses then I could certainly rely on the calendar, the equinox on March......View

Yo Master (15759) (Global)

By:Spiritual Nut

Date: Mon,03 Sep 2012

Submitter:Spiritual Nut

Yo Master so dozy he thinks channelling is something you use a tv remote for.......View

Fast Food (14755) (International)

By:Mark Digby

Date: Tue,24 Jul 2012

Submitter:Mark Digby

You thought I was going to talk about Big Macs, Southern Fried Chicken, Fish and Chips or even a big fat greasy Kebab didn't you?.....I'm t......View

A Letter To Mr God (11386) (Global)

By:Mark Digby

Date: Wed,11 Jul 2012

Submitter:Mark Digby

Dear Mr God, I do love our World, ok its in a bit of trouble at the moment...can you fixit and make it right please ? I know I dont spea......View

What If Gods A Woman? (13751) (International)

By:Mark Digby

Date: Wed,11 Jul 2012

Submitter:Mark Digby

Now Ive got you thinking haven't I ?.....I remember since childhood having this picture in my head of the classic old man with a white bear......View

Stop The World I Want To Get Off (12692) (International)

By:Mark Digby

Date: Wed,11 Jul 2012

Submitter:Mark Digby

Have you ever had one of those days? You sleep through your alarm clock, when you do wake up you panic, trip over the cat, and bang your he......View

Unacustomed As I Am Part 2..........Public Speaking. Chairing A Service (11417) (International)

By:Mark Digby

Date: Mon,02 Jul 2012

Submitter:Piceas

For the vast majority of people Public speaking will be a talk at a birthday bash, a best mans speech at a wedding or a Eulogy at a Funeral......View

With Thee I Wed..... (11770) (International)

By:Mark Digby

Date: Sun,01 Jul 2012

Submitter:Piceas

Marriage, it used to be an institution.....People felt safe in Marriage. In Sickness And Health meant just that. Nowadays its all done back......View

Unacustomed As I am.......Public Speaking (11608) (International)

By:Mark Digby

Date: Wed,27 Jun 2012

Submitter:piceas

To the uninitiated the very thought of speaking to a room full of people can and has been a terrifying thought. Back in 1987 Ide just left ......View

The Housewives Tarot Review (25842) (Global)

By:Wendy Stokes

Date: Tue,26 Jun 2012

Submitter:Wendy Stokes

‘The Housewives Tarot - A Domestic Divination Kit’ card deck; Design and collage illustrations by Paul Kepple and Jude Buffin; Well ma......View

2012 and All That Jazz (8423) (Global)

By:Angela Courtney

Date: Wed,22 Feb 2012

Submitter:Angela Courtney

2012 is trumpeted by the doom mongers as the year where we can expect the end of the world! Remember all the predictions around the year......View

Serving other people really served me too! (12365) (Global)

By:Tamasin McGregor

Date: Thu,25 Nov 2010

Submitter:Tamasin McGregor

Monday - first day of the week; task one; wake up. check. 2. connect with higher source and feel grateful to be alive. 3. turn alarm c......View

Midnight's Tea (15440) (Global)

By:Gayle Walters Rose

Date: Fri,22 Oct 2010

Submitter:Tamasin McGregor

The witches were gathered in their coven one night, incantations were flying and creating a fright. They howled and they shuddere......View

Heard the one about the horse and the hat covered in flowers? (8986) (Global)

By:Tamasin McGregor

Date: Tue,12 Oct 2010

Submitter:Tamasin McGregor

The picture came from ebay. A lady kindly allowed me to practise on her horse by way of animal communication. As a novice in the art ......View

Warning Issued Over Spoof Halloween Mailshot (10060) (International)

By:Jay Sawyer

Date: Fri,08 Oct 2010

Submitter:Introfinity

An increasingly notorious prankster from west Cornwall has drawn the ire of residents, once again, this time by suggesting that people need......View

Church Services Rocked by Heavy Metal (9750) (International)

By:Jay Sawyer

Date: Thu,23 Sep 2010

Submitter:Introfinity

Parishioners in West Cornwall were left shaken and angry on Sunday after a number of services were interrupted by heavy metal music. During......View

Election Day Shock as Floating Voters Demonstrate Power (8798) (International)

By:Jay Sawyer

Date: Sun,15 Aug 2010

Submitter:Introfinity

In what can only be described as wordplay of the highest order, ‘floating voters’ stole the show in villages throughout West Cornwall yeste......View

Children are our future (7554) (Global)

By:unknown

Date: Mon,09 Mar 2009

Submitter:Brenda Grubb

GOD CREATED CHILDREN (AND IN THE PROCESS GRAND CHILDREN) To those of us who have children in our lives, whether they are our own, ......View

Fangs for the Memories (12713) (Yorkshire)

By:Mike O'Hare

Date: Fri,11 Jul 2008

Submitter:Zenith

Neil Armstrong had just set foot on the Moon when I was boarding the plane for my flight to Tenerife. I had been up all night watching this......View

Card School (10210) (Essex)

By:Unknown

Date: Sat,07 Jun 2008

Submitter:Unknown

Dolly Parton & Queen Elizabeth die on the same day and they both go before an Angel to find out if they'll be admitted to Heaven. U......View

How are red heads made? (10608) (Essex)

By:Unknown

Date: Mon,02 Jun 2008

Submitter:Unknown

WHERE DO RED-HEADED BABIES COME FROM????? After their baby was born, the panicked father went to see the Obstetrician. 'Doctor,' the ma......View

Choices (10551) (Welsh)

By:Unkown

Date: Sun,01 Jun 2008

Submitter:Unkown

Barbie choices One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pu......View

Patient confidentiality (10425) (Essex)

By:unknown

Date: Sun,18 May 2008

Submitter:unknown

A sweet grandmother telephoned the Hospital. She timidly asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?......View

The price of silence! (9140) (Essex)

By:unknown

Date: Sun,18 May 2008

Submitter:unknown

Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and every year Morris would say, 'Esther, I'd like to ride in that helicopter......View

A Mexican Dish (11176) (Essex)

By:Unknown

Date: Wed,07 May 2008

Submitter:Brenda Grubb

A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following a day roaming around in Mexico .. While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling,......View

This explains why we forward jokes (12632) (Essex)

By:unknown

Date: Wed,07 May 2008

Submitter:Brenda

This explains why I forward jokes. A man and his dog were walking along a road. The man was enjoying the scenery, when it suddenly occur......View

Weightwatchers Annonymous (9796) (Essex)

By:Unknown

Date: Tue,22 Apr 2008

Submitter:Unknown

Exercise for those over 50 Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty of room at each side. With a 5 lb potato s......View

Doctor, Doctor (8476) (Essex)

By:unknown

Date: Tue,22 Apr 2008

Submitter:unknown

Let Me Tell You About My Doctor. He is very good. If you tell him you want a second opinion, he will go out and come in again. Anothe......View

3 WOMEN IN A SAUNA (7956) (Essex)

By:unknown

Date: Tue,22 Apr 2008

Submitter:unknown

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRE......View

Old Bull (9213) (Essex)

By:Unknown

Date: Tue,24 Apr 2007

Submitter:Unknown

My wife and I went to the rodeo and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there w......View

Used Car (9007) (Essex)

By:Unknown

Date: Tue,24 Apr 2007

Submitter:Unknown

It was a small town and the policeman was making his evening rounds. As he was checking a used car yard, he came upon two little old ladi......View

A Gererous Lawyer! (12249) (Essex)

By:Unknown

Date: Sun,22 Apr 2007

Submitter:Unknown

THE BEST LAWYER STORY SO FAR THIS YEAR - One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roads......View

Retirement coming to your neighbouhood (8020) (Essex)

By:Unknown

Date: Sun,22 Apr 2007

Submitter:Unknown

I was thinking about how a status symbol of today is those cell phones that everyone has clipped onto their belt or purse. I can't affo......View

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